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WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you damn kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door naked with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Wow.


CTHULHU'S CHOICE OF LIBATION - What the the spawn of the stars drinks after a long day of being worshipped by gullible humans.


TAGS: cthulhu stay thirsty
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

GreyWolfe - June 21, 2011, 4:38 am
Loving the bendy straw. But am I the only person that notices the misconception that Cthulhu is one of the old gods? It's the high priest, not a god. lol Sorry, random thoughts at 3am. :D
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
Cool poster. I think the text in the picture should have been underneath.. Just saying
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 9:17 pm
the bendy straw lol


CONFLICTED -


TAGS: leave stay love hugs removed
Rating: 4.78/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:28 pm
maybe she just needs a hug...
Airman - August 29, 2011, 12:44 pm
I have a friend who came home from a trip to an engraved message similar to this
mariand - August 28, 2011, 5:16 pm
...and you won't have to read beyond word5


HORMONAL LUNATIC -


TAGS: feed it chocolate and stay very quite
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Ron!
RON - September 6, 2009, 2:09 pm
super PMS posters Mr. Bone.


THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?


TAGS: and that dang lion better stay in witness protection for blabbing
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:39 pm
Being from Kansas, I approve of this Motifake. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
"Had"...."a few".....Blasphemy.....Blaspheyouuuuuu Jesus Christ....the blackest Jewwwwww. Blasphemyyyyyy....isn't this fuuuun? Rob a Rabbiiiiiiii....bugger a Nunnnnnnnn.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:22 am
NoFX... had a few good songs.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
fap to her
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Errr..."Punk in Drublic" by NoFX? It's pretty bada$s.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
The sequel, Bart...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
Dude...Dark Side of the Moon. The album and the movie sync perfectly. It's freakin' epic.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:40 pm
What album would we have to get high and listen to with the sequel?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
"Kill them, kill them all!" Todo said, when D was having a Son of Sam moment.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol Bart "Where's my Pink Floyd t-shirt, you stupid mutt?"
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
Okay I'll start: "We're not in Kansas anymore, motherfucker."
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
"We shouldn't have made that video."...?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:50 pm
In the trenches and breathing heavily, Dorothy turns to Toto and, with a deep and raspy voice, says...what?
Woodywood03a - November 7, 2009, 10:33 pm
This is really good!!!
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:13 pm
this is just TOO bada$s. 5/5
Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 9:08 pm
Lara Croft, eat your heart out. 6.
timebomb - November 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
LogicDude, UR awesome. Great poster!!! "She's Off to Off The Wizard" LMAO
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:13 pm
Vary Scarey!
Icarus - November 4, 2009, 4:17 pm
Resident Evil ftw!
Woodywood03a - November 4, 2009, 12:51 pm
That is truely scarey!!!


MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am
True


Gilgamesh -


TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

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mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am
What is this pic from?


YOUR LAWN - I'm not touching it I'm not touching it


TAGS: ld says stay off
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - March 2, 2010, 6:07 pm
Apparently it's ok to drop a load on it...
Hakiu - March 2, 2010, 5:54 pm
5L all the way. Kudos.
Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:24 pm
EPIC! 5L
LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 3:24 pm
Where're my Patriot missiles at...danged kids! 5L!
thatonechick - March 2, 2010, 3:03 pm
Fabulous!


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm
clever


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


SELF PRESERVATION - Zebra held little faith in Noah's "little project"




Sand Castles -




Got Your Nose! -


TAGS: sayings kid games stay out
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:43 pm
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 9, 2013, 8:06 am
Oh that's wonderful, never expected that kicker!


FATE -


TAGS: walk in walk out fate stay
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 10:00 pm

real nice. pls drop this over to http://www.motivationaltwist.com/ , our sister site


DISCO FEVER -


TAGS: stayin alive stayin alive ah ha ha ha
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:11 pm

get rid of the stache and it does kinda look like him


PERFECT! - I need for nothing now! EVER AGAIN!




MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: damn websense forcing phydeaux to stay up late motifaking
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 1:49 pm
Good! DOWN WITH SENSE..... I MEAN WEBSENSE!
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
websense has been down all day
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:09 pm
TTH man you are on a facken roll. Another good one sir!


OFFICE PARTY - What happens at the office, stays at the office as long as we don't tweet it


TAGS: office party stays don t tweet
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Budog

Verdeckt - June 19, 2011, 8:17 am
"That's how we get ants"
MPsniper - June 19, 2011, 7:02 am
Lana, Acher & Pam. (just the tip)


PATIENCE -


TAGS: stayyyy stayyyy crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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flint - October 10, 2010, 6:51 pm
This is very good, I like it, 5l


A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


SURVIVOR - EGYPT -




RERUN -




LIFE -




MILK DRINKERS -


TAGS: milk drinkers stay with beer motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.76/5

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GreyScorpion - November 22, 2009, 8:37 pm
Udderly Hilarious!! 5L


WINNING THE LOTTERY - WARNING: winnings generally expire on wedding night.


TAGS: stay single be happy
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Zook

spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:17 pm
Good one Zook.


NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL -


TAGS: stayinthegame sinatra noquitting
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 9:00 am
Great one.


AGONY -




LOYALTY -


TAGS: stay true to your friends
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - April 12, 2010, 12:56 am
More or less a barter-system thing there.
spacedog - April 12, 2010, 12:51 am
Well who doesn't. Maybe he felt like a whore making them pay for it.
agdaniele - April 12, 2010, 12:48 am
TTH loves heavy petting.
spacedog - April 12, 2010, 12:47 am
That must have been a misunderstanding Trash. The rule was supposed to be we'll stop biting children if they give us money. Besides it was you who kept letting those girls pet you for free.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:37 pm
and taking so long at the tree
TheTrashHeap - April 11, 2010, 10:34 pm
We would be done by now Space, if it wasn't for your rule against biting children for money.
lesterinside - April 11, 2010, 9:03 am
5 pats on the head
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 4:46 am
You're a sick dog Space....just try to keep it off the carpet. 5L
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am
LMFAO! 5 loyaL's


LITERACY PROGRAM -


TAGS: chipmonk learning stay in school
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am
i love it, bro! :D
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am
Yeah, I wasn't sure on this one... Meh


REMEMBER WHEN... - Your Mom said your face would stay like that if you kept scrunching it up? Here's MORE bad news guys...




CLIFF EDGE -


TAGS: stay away cliff edge the baddest man on the planet
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

forseti - September 16, 2010, 2:08 am
"30 Seconds To Mars - closer to the edge" get's a new meaning... 5 L
Sean - September 30, 2009, 12:14 am
You heard wrong. U2 is as popular as the Boomtown Rats shoulda been. Don't own or want a single U2 album (but Bono did earn his way into heaven for what he did for Joey Ramone). God I miss the Ramones. So there.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:11 am
I've heard The Edge rocks
1234 - May 7, 2009, 8:53 pm
>


PLEASE MR. SMOKEY -


TAGS: we can stay in a motel room next time separate beds i swear
Rating: 3.69/5

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Feasibly - September 29, 2011, 6:19 pm
Prying the window open is usually more convenient...that 8 by 10 picture of the Power Rangers setting on the window sill comes in handy to prop the window on.
Chopperliscious - November 12, 2009, 3:29 am
During the 90's, a woman in New South Wales got a murder charge dropped to manslaughter on grounds of temporary insanity caused by PMS.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:59 am
It's about PMS, you know? *snickers*
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 2:56 am
Still love this one.


SLEEP - Best avoided while driving a motor vehicle.


TAGS: stay awake the old fashioned way coffee
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 1:15 am
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 1:12 am
I know... he doesn't even look tired!
ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 1:10 am
This just plain sucks hind tit. Both the pic & the caption.


JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER - I told ya to stay out of my garden shed, ya biatch


TAGS: judge jury executioner garden shed stay out rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

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Erecrottod - June 14, 2009, 6:26 am
ugly woman
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 11, 2008, 2:30 pm
Jazz Hands!


One-Legged Dog -


TAGS: dog collie one legged obedient stay
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:44 am
he'd have to if he ever wanted to h*mp your leg.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:43 am
My grandpa was from the Ukraine and always said "a one legged dog makes for a great stew!" or sumtin like that...teehee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2013, 11:29 pm
Of course, Granddad was an alcoholic sociopath with violent tendencies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2013, 11:28 pm
My Grandfather often said that "a one legged dog can lead the pack better than most"
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 11:13 pm
still, looks like he has a spring in his step
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 10:39 pm
Does that really well, has lots of problems with sit though.
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 10:38 pm
Nope, that was the runt from the same litter :)
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:06 pm
Stay. Good doggie.
Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:34 pm
Answers to Lucky?


Mirrors -




Bring A Paper Along -


TAGS: keep up stay healthy and regular
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:26 pm
Sriracha and most anything does it for me. The Klingons are rather punitive, however.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:39 am
Am I the only one that bananas work just like prunes when eaten? 5L for letting me know what I have to look forward.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
I've had diarrhea since a child. Once in a blue moon, a good solid deuce. In Africa, they'd call it "dysentery." In America it's called "lactose intolerance." So instead of prunes, I eat walnuts like there's no tomorrow.
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 10:38 am
Hah! Being a ‘regular’ guy does become rather important. 5 Loose ones


IT WILL NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU -




IT'S A MOD,MOD,MOD,MOD WORLD -


TAGS: stay right there your babys coming mama everythings going to be alright
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by spacedog

boeweizer - April 16, 2010, 9:54 pm
if it gets rejected correct it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 7:15 am
5l, for making a reference to one of my favorite movies
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:37 pm
*Snicker* 5L
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
My sentiments exactly...5/5


THE MAILBOX CONUNDRUM -




AMBITION -


TAGS: stay lazy crankyhead
Rating: 4.36/5

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crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 3:07 am
thanks RL, yes it is. =)
Neener - October 7, 2010, 8:33 pm
That pic is amazing.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:46 pm

is it written by you crank? nice poster


QUANDARY -


TAGS: this little timmy went to market this little timmy stayed home
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - April 3, 2010, 9:40 pm
I'm starting to like this guy....very funny
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Beautiful. 5
forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:10 pm
mmhhh... not sure if i get it right. is it only a play on words? or a dis to whining people? anyway, i stumble across the wine...*g*


CHAGRIN ON ICE -




LIFE -


TAGS: lets just say i m staying in the 3rd qtr of my life
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - November 11, 2009, 8:37 pm
Easier to just move to Vegas. 5L


RELIGION -


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by giulio

1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...


RESTAURANT PARKING - As bad as the food




UNLIMITED PSYCHE-LOCK WORKS -


TAGS: phoenix wright videogames fate stay night unlimited blade works
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by KingKryzon

omnia - September 4, 2009, 1:55 pm
you forget: it's phoenix wright! he can do anything!


Stayfree -


TAGS: stayfree ad fail
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 26, 2016, 8:07 am
Very funny, UP yours
concern3 - September 26, 2016, 8:07 am
Very funny, UP yours


Preserve -


TAGS: calendar and stay off peons
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - August 8, 2015, 4:06 am
LOL! Almost HAVE to climb the fence, sit on the table, drink beer, eat messy food, have a smoke and have a good shag! 5L


Winter Wonderland -




Oh for fox sake, guys! -




kicking a habit -




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